I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize