loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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