There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Randomize
