my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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