we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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