the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You may now shotgun with the bride
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
