My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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