Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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