...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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