I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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