i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
