id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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