some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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