so explain again why im purple
no
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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