Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
