they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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