Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I just found a bag of teeth...
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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