did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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