Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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