Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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