I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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