Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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