I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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