all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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