found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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