Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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