is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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