is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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