before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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