the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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