Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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