Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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