I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I think i got beer on your cat.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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