we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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