Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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