somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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