So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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