Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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