are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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