piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
