So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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