well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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