ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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