I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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