the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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