I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just tell him i said nine months
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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