are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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