When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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