I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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