never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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