Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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