One girl and one boy is just not enough.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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