hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
All I want is dick and wine.
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