It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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