That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Randomize
