so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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